You really aren’t. You’ve been drafting that announcement for weeks, workshopping which word sounds the most humbled. It’s fine. Everyone’s doing it. linkedn’t is a Chrome extension that detects LinkedIn LARP and translates it.
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I said the same sentence twice and called it a corollary.
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I got laid off.
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The deal was $1,100 and I cried in the gym parking lot.
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We lost the account because I forgot the client’s name on the call.
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I used my child for engagement. She gets nothing.
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Four jobs, one “salary”. The last hire lasted nine days.
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I bought a boat in March.
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Read that again. It still says nothing.
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There was no candidate. There is no playbook.
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I post six times a day and my last real conversation was in 2019.
Install it and every post in your feed grows a Deslop button. The popup picks how mean you want the translation — plain English on the safe end, full group-chat commentary on the other. Try all three on the post below.
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The numbers were flat, the “pivots” were panic, and I typed 📈 over a chart that goes sideways. Nobody checks.
God, no. Everything happens in your browser, on your screen. The poster never finds out. Somewhere out there they are still thrilled to announce things.
Because that's what it is. LinkedIn slop is the mass-produced, vaguely AI-flavored corporate speak the feed runs on — everyone LARPing as a keynote speaker between layoffs. linkedn't is a slop translator: it turns the performance back into plain English.
Your first 30 rewrites are free after you sign in. Then credit packs from $4, or plug in your own API key and skip our servers completely. There's no subscription. We're not doing that to you.
linkedin.com. Every post in your feed gets a Deslop button — click it and the translation replaces the post right there. “Show original” brings the slop back, if you miss it.
Bring your own key and the post text goes straight from your browser to your provider — it never touches us. On credits, our server does the rewrite and keeps a hash for caching, not the text. The privacy policy is short and you can actually read it, which we're weirdly proud of.
The extension can't get you in trouble. Pasting a translation into the comments absolutely can. One of these is a you problem.
Install it, open your feed, and hear what everyone’s actually been saying this whole time.